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Friday, April 25, 2014
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Saturday, January 05, 2013
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Rating: * * +
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Potter series winds down and the gloves are off as Harry plus friends face off against the mighty Voldemort. Harry, Hermione and Ron are hot in the pursuit of the horcruxes in the hope that destroying them will give them a respite against the Dark Lord. Hot on their heels are the Death Eaters in their unleashed fury. The atmosphere is dark and gloomy as the directors strain to give the film and sense of doom and foreboding. But alas one can only take Voldemort so seriously after being exposed to the true Dark Lord and foes of Ged!
Rating: * *
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec
Based on a graphic novel from the 60s, the film follows the adventures of an “investigative” journalist, Adele Blanc-Sec (Louise Bourgoin), during the early 20th century. While she is away excavating tombs of mummies in Egypt with the hope resuscitating them to help cure her sister, Paris is under attack from a pterodactyl. Soon it is up to beautiful journalist to bring order back without any help from the bumbling police. If a slightly classier version of Tombraider with French humor appeals to you, then this film will be hugely satisfying.
Rating: * *
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Rating: * *
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Wool 100%
Ume and Kame are two old sisters living blissfully among the junk they collect as part of their daily hikes into town. On one such scavenger hunt they find a pile of wool. They bring it back home only to find it comes with strings attached in form of a strange girl. The girl knits a sweater and then promptly unravels it. If you watch the film to the end I am sure you will discover her reason for doing so but I decided to leave it as one of life's unsolved mysteries.
Rating: +
Friday, December 07, 2007
The Great Yokai War
Young sensitive Tadashi (Ryunosuke Kamiki) finds his life turned upside down when he chosen to be the Kirin warrior at a village festival. He finds himself inadvertently in middle of a Yokai (spirit) war where the weight of the world rests on his shoulders. A very different film from the otherwise violent minded Takashi Miike. But it still has his trademark over the top strangeness and stoner like phantasmagoria.Rating: * *
Friday, November 16, 2007
Dnevnoy Dozor
Day Watch picks up where Night Watch left off. Our unlikely heroes plod on in their fight against the Dark Ones. As gritty as its predecessor, the midsection of this trilogy continues to keep you on the edge of your seat but not for long. Sadly after a while you slide down waiting for inevitable end. A huge let down for a film that promised so much.Rating: * +
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter enters his fifth year at Hogwarts. Like in its predecessor things start to get much darker in the film. Harry starts to come into his own and the rest of the cast joins him in the battle against Voldemort. The slick action sequences and the easy pace of the film makes it a breeze to sit through. But for me the fourth one remains the best in the series.Rating: * *
Monday, March 26, 2007
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Rating: * *
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Nochnoy Dozor
Known as 'Night Watch' in english and has been on my watch list for sometime. A fantasy film set in modern day Moscow where battlelines are drawn between the nighttime and daytime forces. Spectacularly made movie that keeps you entertained right through.Rating: * * +
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Eragon
Based on the book by Christopher Paolini, the movie like the book mashes LOTR, EarthSea and few other fantasy classics into a barely palatable dish. But hey I can't resist a movie or book with dragons in it...Rating: * +
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
The Prestige
Lot of hype surrounding the movie - understandable, considering it was Chris Nolan & about magicians. The beginining and the build-up of the story was good - Michael Caine explaining the basic tenets of magic tricks, the manic obsession of the main characters for their craft, and their sheer ruthlessness came across very well. But the last bit wasn't half as tight as it should have been. I understand that the book, from which the movie was adapted, was different - esp the latter part of the story. Probably explains the sudden dilution of events in the movie. Usual tricks are present: the movie transports the viewer to&fro across time - which sadly is not a novelty anymore. Good performances though from everyone.
A good movie, but certainly not in the same class as Memento.
Rating: * * +



