No nonsense snobbish movie reviews. We take no responsibility for the trauma caused by viewing movies based on our recommendations.
Sunday, July 06, 2014
The Grandmaster
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Wu Xia
Liu Jinxi (Donnie Yen) leads a simple life as a paper maker in a tranquil village in the Chinese countryside as the country is going through a change from monarchy to republic. Married to the ethereally beautiful Ayu (Wei Tang), Liu’s life is jolted when he “accidently” kills two bandits who try to rob a local store. The detective (Takeshi Kaneshiro) who follows in the wake of the killings refuse to let Liu’s past be and slowly tries to uncover the martial artist behind the simpleton’s mask. Stylistically shot by Peter Chan, the film is a pleasure to view except that the script and screenplay leaves a lot to wish for.
Rating: * +
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Kamui
Terrible movie about a shinobi who absconds from his ninja clan. The hope might have been that the over the top CGI effects and wire works would make up for the lousy action sequences and jerky storyline. Alas it only left me wondering how this pile of krap made it on to my queue.
Rating: *
Saturday, July 09, 2011
Ip Man 2
Take Ip Man, replace the Japanese with the Brits, remove all historical context and you will be left with the second film that supposedly peeks in to the life of Bruce Lee’s master. Throw in Sammo Hung for old time sake, but nothing can save this film from inducing coma in the viewers.
Rating: *
Monday, September 13, 2010
Ip Man
Rating: * * +
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Zatoichi
Rating: * * * +
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
Rating: * * * +
PS: Rated purely for the quality of action.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Throwdown
A drunk ex-judo champion turned scam artist, a pretty girl trying to make it big in showbiz and a man who wants to fight the world. These are the characters that wander around in this melodrama that tries very hard to be a martial art flick. Was made to trouble Akira Kurosawa's soul by calling it a tribute to Sanjuro.Rating: *
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
A Touch of Zen
Sambar's choices become more dubious by the day. Couldn't take more than 45 min of this mind numbing shite.Rating: +


