No nonsense snobbish movie reviews. We take no responsibility for the trauma caused by viewing movies based on our recommendations.
Saturday, April 05, 2014
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Sunday, September 04, 2011
Midnight in Paris
Circumstances and a dastardly Spaniard conspired against me, to make me do something that I swore to avoid… watch a bloody Woody Allen film. But with good faith and an open mind I tried my hand at it again.
Gil (Owen Wilson), a floundering author is wandering around Paris with his overbearing fiancé, Inez (Rachel McAdams). Her super rich parents are equally snooty and little needs to be said about her snobby friends. The situation leaves Gil to wander the streets and he stumbles in to mysterious avenues from the past. While the setup seems fine on paper, it translates on to the screen in typical Woody Allen fashion. Noisy dialogs that leaves the viewer with a buzzing in their ears and the lack of stillness that gives a feeling that Allen is rushing around with no end in sight. Never again will I put my self through this torture!
Rating: *
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
The Brothers Bloom
Rating: * *
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Predators
Rating: * +
Friday, December 07, 2007
The Jacket
An ex-marine from the Operation Desert Storm lands up home having died the first time. Miraculously he emerges, with no destination in mind - but unwittingly lands up as a part of a science experiment in a mental asylum. Through the experiment, Adrien Brody manages to crack the code and begins to get to the bottom of the problem. A fairly interesting plot, but does not manage to grip you the way it probably should have. Adrien Brody does a fair job, but Keira Knightley shows that being a pirate's pretty beau is what shes best at.Rating: * *
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Darjeeling Limited
Wes Anderson is at it again and he has made a come back from his lackluster (my opinion) Life Aquatic. A brilliant script backed by some fine acting by Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman. Owen Wilson bumbles along in his usual style. They play three brothers who meet up to make a spiritual journey across North India. The cameos by Irfan Khan, Bill Murray and Natalie Portman were a nice touch too. An orey funny movie in bits and pieces that make a decent whole.Rating: * * *
PS: Part I of the film was the bit that really hooked me.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Love the hard way
Very much along the lines of this post. Adrien Brody is a low-level criminal who has bedded some 200 women, before a young scholar is infatuated by him. He cant seem to shake her off, and she takes after him. Pam Grier appears in a bit role as the cop who busts them both. A low-level film.Rating: * +


