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Saturday, August 15, 2015
Fantastic Four
Saturday, June 13, 2015
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Rating: * * +
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Saturday, April 18, 2015
Thor: The Dark World
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Guardians of the Galaxy
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Tuesday, June 17, 2014
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Rating: * * +
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Friday, July 20, 2012
The Dark Knight Rises
Rating: * * *
Thursday, May 10, 2012
The Avengers
Rating: * * *
Saturday, May 05, 2012
Kick-Ass
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Green Lantern
Earthling Hal Jordan is chosen to wear one of the Green Lantern rings and become part of the Green Lantern corps. Soon Earth is threatened and blah blah blah. DC in its vain attempt to keep up with Marvel film launches, brings yet another of its characters to the big screen. Picking Ryan Reynolds to play Green Lantern, undid the movie even before shooting began.
Rating: *
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Captain America: The First Avenger
Marvel’s main icon finally makes his way to the big screen and unfortunately they have to start at the beginning set in World War II. Steve Rogers goes from skinny kid to super soldier and proceeds to kick Nazi ass. The Red Skull is his main nemesis who is played by Hugo Weaving who still acts like he is Agent Smith. The American propaganda that surrounds the movie is cloying and puke worthy. Thankfully this will be the last we see of it, as we will soon see Avengers Assemble!
Rating: * +
Sunday, June 26, 2011
X-Men: First Class
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Thor
The premise of this film is simple. All conquering immortal warrior, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is cast down to Earth by the Allfather Odin (Anthony Hopkins). It is now up to the new Earth hero to pick up the pieces and restore himself to full light while putting up with nattering of a very hot ineffective Natalie Portman. Thankfully it doesn’t take much away from the film as this Marvel franchise is being handled with aplomb by Kenneth Branagh. If only they had borrowed more from the Ultimate side of Thor…
Rating: * * +
PS: It seems like Tadanobu Asano is really hard up on cash!
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Iron Man 2
Rating: *
Sunday, December 06, 2009
G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
A movie that feels like a video game that you have no control over. It made me wonder why I clamored for G. I. Joe toys when growing up. Sigh... childhood.
Rating: * +
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Watchmen
Rating: * * *
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Constantine
Rating: * * *
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight continues the fine tradition started by Batman Begins. Akin to how Frank Miller made Batman relevant again in the graphic novel arena, Christopher Nolan has given the brooding hero a breath of fresh intense air on the big screen. In print sometimes a certain character takes over the whole book and somehow enthralls the reader holding him in a vice like grip. Heath Ledger does exactly that in his role of the Joker. The film heralds the arrival of the laughing madman in the life of Batman and shows us the tip of the titanic struggle that will enshroud the rest of their existence. But with the passing of Ledger, one wonders who can replicate his panache and screen presence as the Joker...
Rating: * * *
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Rating: * *
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Iron Man
Marvel comic's Iron Man came to life on the screen over weekend. Robert Downey Jr. plays the suave genius Tony Starks, who creates / becomes the Iron Man under some stressful conditions in remote Afghanistan, goes from being a millionaire tomboy selling weapons to a robotic superhero with a conscience. It does sound rather cheesy but it works.The slick action sequences does help in making it work, but it is the fringe characters like Stark's assistant Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) and evil Obadiah Stane (Jeff Bridges) that lace the icing on the cake with cyanide. The heavy metal soundtrack was brilliant. It could have been even better if the birth of the iron superhero was fueled by the opening lines of Black Sabbath's Iron Man. And if the script writer had gone easy on the cloying orey funny lines, this could have been a perfect graphic novel film. But that would be asking for too much...
Rating: * * +










