No nonsense snobbish movie reviews. We take no responsibility for the trauma caused by viewing movies based on our recommendations.
Saturday, August 22, 2015
Interstellar
Friday, July 20, 2012
The Dark Knight Rises
Rating: * * *
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Inception
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Flawless
Mr. Hobbs is a soon to retire janitor who shuffles harmlessly around the building mopping and cleaning. So much so that he is barely visible to the rest of the staff. When he approaches Ms. Quinn with a diabolical plan to steal a few diamonds, she is shocked at his audacity. But then which girl can resist diamonds especially when it can chisel through the glass ceiling she is up against. Let the heist begin...
Rating: * * +
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
The Wilby Conspiracy
A good old fashioned adventure story set in South Africa, as Michael Caine gets unknowingly involved in helping a black political activist (Sidney Poitier) who is running from the law & a racist Afrikaner cop. Based on a novel by Peter Driscoll, who I believe would be similar to Alistair Maclean, Desmond Bagley, Wilbur Smith and the likes. As one can expect, the movie is full of various types of chasing, some funny lines (Michael Caine to Sideny Poitier: You come to conclusions so quickly, because you aren't slowed down by thought!), betrayals and then more chasing. A good watch.Rating: * * +
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Deathtrap
Had heard a lot about this Sidney Lumet directed thriller starring Michael Caine - half expecting it to be as good as Sleuth. It wasnt, but keeps you going till the end as the plot takes a series of unexpected turns. Besides the presence of Michael Caine, the use of just one room for the entire movie will naturally draw comparisons with Sleuth. Caine plays a once famous playwright struggling to come up with something original - and then comes with up a wicked scheme to kickstart his career again, and enlists his wife's reluctant services. Christopher Reeves makes his appearance as an innocent stranger and the catalyst for the action to follow. I suppose for viewers who have not watched Sleuth, this should make a thrilling watch. Rating: * * +
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight continues the fine tradition started by Batman Begins. Akin to how Frank Miller made Batman relevant again in the graphic novel arena, Christopher Nolan has given the brooding hero a breath of fresh intense air on the big screen. In print sometimes a certain character takes over the whole book and somehow enthralls the reader holding him in a vice like grip. Heath Ledger does exactly that in his role of the Joker. The film heralds the arrival of the laughing madman in the life of Batman and shows us the tip of the titanic struggle that will enshroud the rest of their existence. But with the passing of Ledger, one wonders who can replicate his panache and screen presence as the Joker...
Rating: * * *
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
The Weather Man
Every now and then you see a movie that has been viewed by more than 100000 people and you think there is hope for humanity. But then again maybe they didn't like it.The only thing that goes smoothly in the life of David Sprintz (Nicolas Cage) is his job. He is a weather man and the minute he steps out of work his life is akin to the Chicago weather he predicts. Divorced and alienated from his kids, David walks his life in a disconnected stupor. David tries hard to clear the cobwebs and grab on to every lifeline available just to feel connected. Sliced with some cunning humor the film takes you to that place where you float blissfully. And to think I decided to see the movie just for Michael Caine...
Rating: * * * *
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Children of Men
It is the year 2027 and humanity is infertile. Mankind has forgotten the sound of a child crying. The playgrounds are silent. The only music around is despair. The movie is about what happens when there is a ray of hope in this bleak landscape.The bleakness of the landscape is reflected in the eyes of Clive Owen who has outdone himself. The ray of hope is seen in the smile of Michael Caine.
Rating: * * +
Friday, May 04, 2007
Educating Rita
Adapted from a play, this ones about an alcoholic English prof who unwittingly becomes a victim of unrequited love, as a working-class hairdresser lady turns up in his room to learn English. As Julie Winters character aspires to transform her life with the education, the cynical alcoholic is increasingly attracted to the spontaniety of her working-class background. Michael Caine as always delivers a strong performance, while Julie Winters makes the transformation very real.
Rating: * * +
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Funeral in Berlin
A classic spy film that you wish to see more of. Based on a Len Deighton novel, and directed by Guy Hamilton - the maker of many Bond movies. The story is all right - apropos a paperback spy novel. But the pithy lines delivered by the immaculate Michael Caine along with the stark (some call it lazy directing) nature of the flick, made it an extremely enjoyable watch. I was checking out Guy Hamilton's filmogrpahy and hes got loads of famous Bond films to his credit directing Sean Connery and Roger Moore at various points in time. But am quite certain, he couldnot have seen a better spyster performance from that of Caine as a reluctant Harry Palmer.
Harry Palmer gets imbroiled in a plot that turns out to be very different from that he was originally recruited for. But with minimal bloodshed, he manages to find his way out of the mess.
Rating: * * *
Thursday, February 08, 2007
The Quiet American
"They say you come to Vietnam and understand a lot in a few minutes."The rest has got to be lived.
"They say whatever it was you were looking for you will find here."
It is the year 1954. The Indochina war is drawing to a bloody close in Vietnam and the seeds of US involvement in Vietnam are being sown. Michael Caine plays Gordon Fowler, a Brit correspondent stationed in Saigon, who has the breathtaking Phuong (Do Thi Hai Yen) as his mistress. Caine himself has called this role one of his finest. He conveys sadness and loss with poise and reckless abandon. I wish I could ask Tony Leung if he has been influenced by this Brit. Brendan Fraser finally shows he can act as Alden Pyle, an idealistic US aid worker. A love triangle forms between the three which is mirrored by the triangle between the Communists, the Americans and the people of Vietnam. Chris Doyle, ever watchful behind the lens ensures that you don't miss a single color in this wonderful palette.
The movie is based on a novel by Graham Greene. I have to say I enjoyed both tremendously. After my recent South East Asia trip I can identify more with Fowler doing the Saigon Flip. The easy paced life with a goddess by your side and opium to numb ones brain plus the warmth of the common man can bewitch most people.
The movie at its close left me with this feeling... What matters the most at the end of the day is the one you love...
Rating: * * *
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
The Prestige
Lot of hype surrounding the movie - understandable, considering it was Chris Nolan & about magicians. The beginining and the build-up of the story was good - Michael Caine explaining the basic tenets of magic tricks, the manic obsession of the main characters for their craft, and their sheer ruthlessness came across very well. But the last bit wasn't half as tight as it should have been. I understand that the book, from which the movie was adapted, was different - esp the latter part of the story. Probably explains the sudden dilution of events in the movie. Usual tricks are present: the movie transports the viewer to&fro across time - which sadly is not a novelty anymore. Good performances though from everyone.
A good movie, but certainly not in the same class as Memento.
Rating: * * +
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Sleuth
Arey, what a movie man.. Deadly Deadly.Watched it again a couple of days back - and my view on Michael Caine's second half performance has only been reinforced. Amongst the most spectacular performances of all time. Ya, thats right - of all time.
Laurence Olivier also did his bit.
My first glimpse of this story was the play version put out by the Loyola Theatre Society at the Museum theatre. Think Zen was in it.. Was he? Not sure. But I remember Samir Rao ore overacting in it.
Anyways, the movie is a classic. Definitely on my all-time, ever expanding, list of Top 10 movies.
Rating: * * *
Sunday, July 30, 2006
The Last Valley
A powerful movie with powerful performances in a story set during the Thirty Years War. The last bastion of peace in the continent catches up with the evil ones - terrorists fighting for the cause of religion. An enduring theme. Probably a bit biaised on how good the movie is because its got Michael Caine in it. Supported by Omar Sharief.
An epic story directed on an epic scale by James Clavell.
Rating: * * *



