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Saturday, August 22, 2015
Interstellar
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
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Sunday, September 28, 2014
Edge of Tomorrow
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Saturday, July 26, 2014
Snowpiercer
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Saturday, July 05, 2014
Cloud Atlas
In 1849, a young lawyer has a brush with slavery and is dying of a mysterious illness on ship while harbouring an escaped slave. In 1936 a young composer is slaving away under an arrogant maestro while composing his own masterpiece. San Francisco in the 1973 sees a journalist trying to unearth a conspiracy. Present day London finds a publisher running away from gangsters in the most amusing fashion. A futuristic Seoul in 2144 shows a genetic clone discovering that she is human. And then there is the really far away time set in a post apocalyptic time. A film set over multitude timescapes that has been stiched together to make a coherent whole.
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Prometheus
Rating: * *
Saturday, April 09, 2011
The Adjustment Bureau
The night David Norris (Matt Damon) loses a US Senate seat, he finds his true love in a restroom only to lose her soon after. However, he runs in to her randomly on a bus only to find mysterious forces keeping from the woman of his dreams. Soon you are faced with the question whether every life has a destiny or is there a “man” with a plan nudging things behind the scenes. Unlike Inception, which has a cool concept but uses recursion for a plot, this film has a storyline to back it up.
Rating: * * *
Sunday, March 06, 2011
Moon
A distant future and the moon has become the next frontier for energy. Sam Bell toils away in solitude at the moon station, ensuring all harvesting is in ship shape waiting for his three year contract to complete. Strangely, conversations with Earth are not in real time and everything is recorded and “mailed” over. The only day to day contact he has is with GERTY, the robot voiced eerily by Kevin Spacey. And slowly things start to go bump in the Moon and the expected unraveling occurs. A film with a solid premise but the plot is a little too transparent.
Rating: * *
Monday, October 25, 2010
The Fountain
Rating: * * +
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Inception
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Sleep Dealer
Rating: * * +
Monday, December 28, 2009
Avatar
Rating: * * +
Monday, October 19, 2009
Timecrimes
Rating: * * +
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
Rating: * *
Monday, May 25, 2009
Star Trek
Rating: * *
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Sunshine
Rating: * *
Monday, June 02, 2008
The Wild Blue Yonder
A sci-fi movie experiment created by splicing together NASA footage and underwater film of the Antarctic Ocean glued together by an over the top narrator. The experiment failed in my book.Rating: +
Monday, May 12, 2008
Renaissance
The year is 2054 and every body speaks English in Paris. Everything is recorded and no one is ever alone. But not even the ever present camera can show where Ilona Tasuiev, a young promising scientist, has disappeared. Her employers, Avalon, a giant conglomerate that peddles eternal beauty wants her found no matter the cost. Karas, a cynical and jaded captain among Paris's finest finds himself in hot seat. The only clues he has are a trail of dead bodies.A beautifully etched anime where the artist has done some brilliant work in pure black and white. Thankfully the film was not just eye candy but had excellent voice overs by Daniel Craig and Ian Holm and a cunning plot.
Rating: * * *
Monday, August 20, 2007
The Island
Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Djimon Hounsou, Sean Bean and Steve Buscemi all have two things in common. They are all fine thespians but also made the mistake of signing up to feature in Michael Bay's futuristic pile of pure unadulterated shite.Rating: *
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Children of Men
It is the year 2027 and humanity is infertile. Mankind has forgotten the sound of a child crying. The playgrounds are silent. The only music around is despair. The movie is about what happens when there is a ray of hope in this bleak landscape.The bleakness of the landscape is reflected in the eyes of Clive Owen who has outdone himself. The ray of hope is seen in the smile of Michael Caine.
Rating: * * +








